686 Mens Hydrastash Reserve Insulated Jacket
Life is hard. The dude in the beer commercial told you to stay thirsty, so you did. But now you're on a mountain covered entirely in frozen water, and you can't figure out how to drink any of it with out looking like a total weirdo. The conditions are all-time, so taking a break to go to the lodge and drink from a fountain is out of the question. But then you remember, you're wearing your 686 GLCR Hydrastash Reserve Insulated Jacket. Not only is your body like 70% water, your jacket is too (don't check our math here). You are the water. Hydration flows through you. You take a sip from your jacket and everything is at peace with the universe.